{"product_id":"the-oh-yeah-soap-holder","title":"The \"OH YEAH!\" Soap Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember when life's biggest problem was whether to buy Tropical Punch or Cherry? Bring back that sweet, chaotic energy with a soap dispenser that looks ready to cause thousands of dollars in structural drywall damage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the iconic giant pitcher himself—complete with ice cubes peeking out the top—this holder brings pure childhood nostalgia directly to your counter. It’s loud, it’s red, and it’s aggressively enthusiastic about washing your hands. Perfect for retro pop-culture lovers, millennial kid-at-heart bathrooms, or anyone who needs a hit of pure 90s dopamine every time they do dishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNostalgia Overload:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Smells like 1998, summer vacation, and questionable artificial food dye (soap sold separately).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIce-Cool Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Styled with blue ice cubes sticking out top so your soap stays \"chilled.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStructural Safety Warning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Guaranteed NOT to actually smash through your bathroom wall, though the vibe is definitely there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUniversal Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfectly holds standard liquid hand soap, dish soap, or lotion bottles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnmatched Energy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The only countertop accessory capable of matching your third cup of iced coffee at 2 PM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRinse with warm water. Do not attempt to fill with actual Kool-Aid (trust us, your hands will just end up sticky).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Millennial Burnout Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46191648440511,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/4523\/6927\/files\/73C76958-BE2E-4968-BCF0-B74F5D8BBCAF.jpg?v=1790557827","url":"https:\/\/millennialburnoutco.com\/products\/the-oh-yeah-soap-holder","provider":"Millennial Burnout Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}