{"product_id":"untitled-sep10_18-53-27","title":"The \"Wash Your Damn Hands\" Ghost Soap Dispenser","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally, a countertop accessory that accurately reflects your inner monologue every time a guest exits your bathroom without turning on the faucet. Meet your new favorite roommate: a cheerful little spectral entity throwing up double middle fingers to remind everyone that hygiene isn't optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're decorating for Halloween or just trying to survive year-round adulthood, this ghost is here to handle the soap pumping while silently telling the world exactly how you feel. It’s sweet, it’s spooky, and it has absolutely zero patience for unwashed hands. Perfect for guest bathrooms, kitchen sinks, or anywhere you need a subtle, passive-aggressive reminder that soap exists.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePassive-Aggressive Perfection:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Flips off your guests so you don't have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVersatile AF:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Works with liquid hand soap, dish soap, or your tears after opening a Slack notification after 5 PM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll-Season Energy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Officially Halloween decor, unofficially a permanent mood for the rest of your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEasy Refills:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Simply unscrew the pump, pour in your favorite soap, and get back to ignoring your inbox.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurability:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Built to withstand daily use, high humidity, and side-eyes from your in-laws.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand wash only. Do not put in the dishwasher (this ghost has suffered enough).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Millennial Burnout Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46191409037503,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/4523\/6927\/files\/53ED75BF-62EF-43E4-9192-AEDD5DA6A90E.jpg?v=1790557827","url":"https:\/\/millennialburnoutco.com\/products\/untitled-sep10_18-53-27","provider":"Millennial Burnout Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}