Shipping Policy
Processing & Transit Time: Orders are processed and shipped within 3 to 5 business days. Once your package leaves our hands, it's officially on its way to make your life 100% better.
Tracking: You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking link as soon as your order ships. Use it to obsessively refresh the package status like the rest of us do.
Address Errors: Double-check your shipping address at checkout! We aren't responsible for packages sent to your ex’s house or an old apartment because of a typo.
Returns & Refund Policy
All Sales Are Final (Usually): Due to the custom, small-batch nature of our products, we generally do not accept returns or exchanges. Please make sure you love it before you hit buy.
The "Unless You Talk To Me" Exception: We’re humans, not a heartless mega-corporation. If something went horribly wrong, your package arrived damaged, or you have a genuine issue with your order, talk to us! Reach out to us directly via our contact page or email.
Damaged or Defective Items: If your item arrives broken or flawed, drop us a message within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll figure out a fair fix together (replacement, store credit, or refund depending on the situation).
Return Shipping: If a return is mutually agreed upon after we chat, you will be responsible for covering the return shipping costs unless the return is due to our error.
Got questions or need to plead your case? Hit us up on our Contact Us page or send us an email, and we'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible!